My 2 Cent

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Some email

I received this in an email the other day. Most of you probably have
seen it already, but I'll still post it. It's pretty good.

Boy Wins Fight With Dog

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them
was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's
collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper
reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed
over to interview the boy.

The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious

"But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just
assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "John Kerry Fan rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I
assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or
Kennedy. What team or person do you support?"

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."